I first heard of Isabella Rossellini’s Green Porno project from Pharyngula, and I thought it was weird and nerdy and neat. So how excited was I when I found Green Porno: A Book and Short Films by Isabella Rossellini in my bookstore for 75% off??? Yeah for me! But, I mean…why was this treasure on the 75% off table in the first place? Who doesn’t want a book that focuses on the animals that surround us every day and their incredibly scandalous mating habits? Hell, isn’t that why people buy US, Star and People magazine?
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Anyway, the book not only contains full page pictures of the cardboard cut-outs and foam-rubber sculptures that are uniquely Green Porno, and educational and entertaining phrases such as “If I were a male anglerfish I would look sooooo different than the female. I would have a big nose to smell and find her in the abyss. On top of my head, I have a kind of tooth…which I use to penetrate her belly and fuse myself into her body becoming her own personal sperm bank.”…aside from all of that the (75% off) book contains a DVD with all three seasons of Green Porno!
Season one: Insects!
Seaon two: Sea creatures!
Season three: Sea Creatures and the perils of over-fishing!
I am the luckiest biology nerd ever!
Biodork 
January 19, 2010 at 1:43 pm |
Um, if you still have some at the store…. buy me one and I’ll pay you back.,….. please?
January 19, 2010 at 3:08 pm |
Yes, I’ll get it tonight 🙂
January 20, 2010 at 10:23 pm |
I’m glad they make books for all sorts of people. I can’t say that I’m sold on the concept yet, I usually like my animal sex without foam-rubber sculpture.
January 21, 2010 at 8:54 am |
hahaha. Seriously though, you’re a weirdo.