How to Tell If You’ll Be Raptured Tomorrow

The Rapture is this weekend! Use this handy flowchart to figure out if you’re going to be one of the lucky ones this weekend. And by lucky ones, I mean those of us left here to enjoy the Earth and all of the available parking spaces, easy restaurant reservations and short lines at the checkout. Unfortunately, according to the figure below not many of us stand a chance of being Raptured, so it’ll still be a pretty crowded place down here.

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Seen on The Things I’ve Missed, A Growing List. Original source Peas and Cougars.

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One Response to “How to Tell If You’ll Be Raptured Tomorrow”

  1. Paula Says:

    Yeah, well I’m holding out for 2012.

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