The fortune isn’t wrong, you know…. using “cannot” as the operative word and all 🙂 I just love fortune cookie fortunes, and the deep wisdom they attempt to deliver to people half unconscious following [almost] any meal at a Chinese restaurant. Unless you got that fortune at a Taco Bell. Then it would be totally out of place.
I like the “fortunes”; they’re always good for a giggle. I do feel cheated when the cookies hold advice, sayings or “wisdom”. If you’re going to call it a fortune cookie, I want some predictions, darn it!