Yeah, this had “I have a bad feeling about this” written ALL over it.
Me: Hey, what should I make for dinner tonight? Hmmm…I love tacos, and I love crab meat – hey, I should combine the two!
Me to Myself: Ummm…are you sure you want to do that? You might ruin perfectly good crab meat, or perfectly good taco seasoning mix.
Me to Me to Myself: But, I like fish tacos. And I like shrimp tacos. So crab tacos would probably be tasty.
Me to Myself: You’ve only eaten seafood tacos made by professionals. In restaurants. Have you ever attempted to make any sort of seafood taco with canned seafood meat?
Me to Me to Myself: No, but I have eaten canned crabmeat and it’s pretty tasty. And how hard can it be to make seafood tacos? It’s the same thing as beef or chicken tacos, except with seafood.
Me to Myself: Have you ever used a pre-made taco mix on any seafood before?
Me to Me to Myself: Well, there was that one time with the shrimp…
Me to Myself: You were drunk, you don’t even remember what that tasted like.
Me to Me to Myself: True…
Me to Myself: Soooo?
Me to Me to Myself: You know what? I’m going to try it anyway.
Some time later…add a little lettuce, tomato, a dab of sour cream.
Me: Here we go! Canned crab meat tacos! [eating commences – nom, nom, nom – a slowing of chewing, a hard swallow and a pause] Ugh… this is horrible!
Me to Myself: *sighs* You never trust me.
Me: I hate you. [Mumbled grumbling. Chew. Swallow. Repeat.]