This story comes via The Skeptic’s Guide to the Universe episode #265. I giggled/groaned so much over this story that I had to concentrate on not crashing my car on the commute to work this morning. Thank you SGU for continuously bringing hard-hitting, serious(ly funny) news to the skeptical community.
Every once in a while a story comes along that alters the very fabric of our consciousness and imparts an idea that shifts our entire perception of the universe.
That’s right, I’m talking about BOOTY SPELLS.
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As Rebecca Watson from SGU points out, the best/most awful part of the selling of booty spells isn’t that someone is selling booty spells. It’s that people are buying them. Lots of people. And they’re loving them.
I did notice that many users had left 2-3 comments – perhaps from purchasing multiple spells. Oh yeah, you can purchase 1-3 spells or more as needed depending on how complex your case is, i.e., how flat your butt is.
Here’s what some of the positive feedback looks like this:
- I see and feel difference, this has to be working, hope it continues. Good job
- Thank you! Awaiting for my wishes to come true.
- Thank you every much for your Spell I know your spell will work every soon
- Looking forward to seeing results!!
- Very fast service. Preliminary results are encouraging, time will tell. Thanks
- Something is happening. Thank you very much! A+++++
- hope is working, thank you
- Great transaction; fast shipment. Beautiful product- can’t wait to see results!
- Quick cast, great customer service, I do feel better than last week, will update
And then there was this comment – WTF?
- I haven’t been home much but my pet seems mentally healthy, thanx =)
But, if you’re a good skeptic and thinking “Hey, those are just anecdotes – and not very convincing anecdotes – and that last one just doesn’t make any sense.”, well…did I mention that all spells come with Free Shipping?